You gotta love star athletes. You know the ones...who walk around campus and don't give a shit about anything. They don't care about classes and tests and mid-terms and finals. They don't care because the system's rigged in their favor, so they don't need to perform anywhere else except the field. Deepdicc knows this. He's a power forward on his college's hoop team, and today his tutor has to get him past a math test. What the tutor doesn't know is it doesn't matter what he scores on the test -- Deep will still 'pass'. The tutor also doesn't know that Deeps a bi-sexual freak, and when Deep can't get a hold of his girlfriend, he'll stick his dick anywhere he sees fit -- whether or not it will fit!!